Where Are All the Uber Girls? Asking for a Friend (Okay, Me)

Why Uber Is My Secret Weapon as an Amsterdam Escort

So, here’s a confession: I’ve fallen just a little bit in love with Uber in Amsterdam.

No judgment, please. I know it’s not very “bike basket full of tulips” Dutchy of me, but when you’re juggling meetings, dinner plans, high heels, and a short dress, not to mention the not-so-sporadic rain, let’s just say Uber has become my not-so-guilty pleasure.

And trust me, I get around. A lot.

From Accountant to Independent Escort in Amsterdam

By day, I’m an accountant. Laptop bag in one hand, dossiers in the other, neatly dressed and off to visit clients across the city. By night (and weekends), I trade in the blazer for something a little more… elevated. I meet with discerning gentlemen for exclusive, high-end escort experiences in Amsterdam. Think heels, short and low-cut dresses, and a schedule that doesn’t quite match public transport timetables. And those charming cobblestone streets? They seem specially designed to test my balance… and to nibble at my high heels. One careless step and they’ll leave a nasty scrape no stiletto deserves.

My Unexpected Encounter with an Uber Girl

So yes, Uber and I, we’re on familiar terms. But the other day, something unexpected happened. A little plot twist in my city routine. I got picked up by a woman. Yes. A real-life Uber girl!

And let me tell you, it changed my mood.

She drove a sleek, quiet hybrid. Her style was effortless, her playlist perfect, and our conversation? The kind that makes you forget you’re in traffic. It flowed from favorite cafés to the psychology of Dutch directness. She had that effortless cool — smart, stylish, super sharp. And suddenly I’m thinking, “Wait… why isn’t this my everyday Uber experience?” Where are the other women behind the wheel?

Plot twist: Uber girls are rare unicorns.

Why Are Uber Girls So Rare in Amsterdam?

I did some homework (okay, googling) and yep, it’s not just my imagination. Apparently, fewer than 5% of Uber drivers in Amsterdam are women. Interestingly, I learned that Uber added the feature of “women-only ride matching,” which I now always try first. But even with that lovely feature, finding a ride with an Uber girl is still far too uncommon.

Which begs the question: why aren’t there more Uber girls driving Uber-loving girls like me around this fabulous city?

A Call to All Ladies Getting Around in Amsterdam

So now I’m thinking… should we start a movement? I guess not, but here’s how the ladies can join in: if you do happen to spot an Uber girl next time you hit “Request,” take the ride. Chat her up. Tip generously. And maybe tell her she’s a vibe, because she probably is.

And for my fellow independent escorts in Amsterdam who want a smoother, more enjoyable, and more stylish way to get around … this is your moment.

Still smiling from my favorite ride yet!

O’Neill Summers is a Dutch-native high-class escort who divides her time between a professional career in accountancy and exclusive intimate encounters with discerning gentlemen like you. Her primary profession covers her daily expenses, allowing these engagements to afford her the extra luxuries she enjoys in life while fulfilling her intense sexual drive. This balance ensures she is selective in her connections, giving you the assurance of a truly exceptional experience with a tall Dutch beauty who combines intelligence, allure, and sexuality.

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